• June 14th, 2013
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Man of Steel and Man of Steel XXX, the two biggest Superman movies coming out this or any year. This week on The B-Movies Podcast, William "Bibbs" Bibbiani and Professor Witney Seibold are following up on their hit video series Cinema of Steel - where they reviewed all of the theatrically released Superman movies (except Superman and the Mole Men, thank you for noticing) with a long debate over the merits of Zack Snyder's Man of Steel, and closing with a review of Axel Braun's Man of Steel XXX, the new porn parody starring Ryan Driller, Kendall Carson, Kirsten Price, Samantha Ryan, Sasha Knox, Skin Diamond, Billy Glide and Eli Cross. Man of Steel XXX: An Axel Braun Parody isn't available anywhere else, so this is a CraveOnline Exclusive review!
Oh, and they'll also review Joss Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing and the all-star apocalyptic comedy This is the End. But we know you're really here for Man of Steel XXX.
Go ahead and subscribe on iTunes, watch Cinema of Steel and don't forget to follow your hosts on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani and@WitneySeibold.
• June 7th, 2013
The Molemen debacle will be explained on this week's B-Movies Podcast! Your hosts William "Bibbs" Bibbiani are taking you behind the scenes of Cinema of Steel, eulogizing Esther Williams and reviewing The Internship and The Purge. They'll also talk about all the latest movie news and whatnot, including Benicio Del Toro's new Guardians of the Galaxy villain, The Wizard of Oz comes to IMAX 3D, Fables will become a movie years too late, and Archie gets a film adaptation for no reason whatsoever.
All this and an in-depth analysis of the masks in The Purge await you on The B-Movies Podcast #123: A Screech Deferred!
• June 2nd, 2013
M. Night Shyamalan... yea or nay? William "Bibbs" Bibbiani and Professor Witney Seibold decide on this week's (slightly late) B-Movies Podcast. It's time to re-evaluate the Sixth Sense director's career and review his latest film, After Earth, and the week's other big movie releases: Now You See Me, American Mary, The Kings of Summer and The East.
Also, as always, all the latest movie news and whatnot: Alice in Wonderland 2 finds a director, Grumpy Cat gets his own movie, Karen Gillan joins Guardians of the Galaxy as a mystery character and oh... ever so much more.
Why do Bibbs and Witney want you to tweet to @MauriceLaMarche? Find out in an all-new episode... The B-Movies Podcast #122: The Perfect Mate is Death!
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• May 24th, 2013
The Fast & Furious movie will be called Ampersand 7? That what we want on this week's all-new B-Movies Podcast! William "Bibbs" Bibbiani and Professor Witney Seibold are back and they're bringing the Totoro Hat of Doom with them while they burn through the latest movie news and whatnot, and review Fast & Furious 6, The Hangover Part III, Epic and Before Midnight. They'll also relive their favorite moments of the Tremors and Puppet Master franchises, reveal why Witney hates westerns and completely geek out over Jason Statham (again).
This, X-Men/Avengers news, The Wild Bunch casting, an ill-conceived Timecop reboot and more await you, damn it, on The B-Movies Podcast #121: 'Sploding Cars and Stuff, where we play by our own rules!
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• May 17th, 2013
Who is Jeff Murray Abraham, why is he so spectacular? We're answering that and tons of other questions on an all-new episode of The B-Movies Podcast! Join hosts William "Bibbs" Bibbiani and Professor Witney Seibold as they review every single Star Trek movie ever made, culminating in this week's newest release, Star Trek Into Darkness. Is it the worst film in the entire franchise... or just one of the worst films in the entire franchise?
Be sure to take a drink every time Bibbs gets something wrong about Star Trek: you'll be completely trashed by the end of the episode, and BEWARE OF SPOILERS, because to explain why these movies are so amazing, and sometimes why they're so bloody awful, we're going to reveal just about every plot twist in the entire franchise. That's just how we roll on The B-Movies Podcast #120: The Jeff Murray Abraham Spectacular!
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Want to skip around to your favorite (or most hated) Star Trek movie? We've got an episode timeline for your handy-dandy convenience:
0:00 - Intro
2:51 - Apologies to Elia Kazan
6:38 - Star Trek Background
15:48 - Star Trek: The Motion Picture
25:19 - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
33:07 - Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
38:49 - Star Trek VI: The Voyage Home
45:21 - Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
54:16 - Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
59:28 - Star Trek: Generations
1:09:33 - Star Trek: First Contact
1:15:32 - Star Trek: Insurrection
1:20:58 - Star Trek: Nemesis
1:30:33 - Star Trek (2009)
1:38:32 - Star Trek Into Darkness
• May 10th, 2013
Swordfighting skeletons and monsters from beyond get the B-Movies Podcast treatment when hosts William "Bibbs" Bibbiani and Professor Witney Seibold pay tribute to the late, great Ray Harryhausen. That's some good geekery right there. They're also reviewing Baz Luhrmann's walking glitter party The Great Gatsby, revealing their childhood movie disappointments and covering all the latest movie news and whatnot: Jurassic Park IV goes extinct, Blade gets a brand new movie, Doc Savage comes back to cinemas (who the heck is Doc Savage?), Joe Johnston brings back the old school gangster genre and more, more, more in The B-Movies Podcast #119: Go, My Dragons, Go! Follow Bibbs and Witney on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold.
• May 7th, 2013
The director of One Hour Photo joins William "Bibbs" Bibbiani and Professor Witney Seibold to talk about his acclaimed thriller One Hour Photo (now on Blu-ray) for the first time in years, his movie pet peeves, Robin Williams' unexpected idea for a sequel, the deleted scenes that you won't be able to see on the new special edition home video release, and the stories behind some of his most famous music videos, including Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson's "Scream," Fiona Apple's "Criminal" and Nine Inch Nails' "Perfect Drug." Follow Bibbs and Witney on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold.
• May 3rd, 2013
Ironic beards? They piss Witney off in the latest episode of The B-Movies Podcast! This week, your hosts William "Bibbs" Bibbiani (CraveOnline's Film Channel Editor) and Professor Witney Seibold are tackling the so-called "Streamageddon," color blind superhero casting, the problem with all the Marvel Studios superhero movies and reviewing Iron Man 3, Kiss of the Damned, Aroused and - by audience demand - She-Hulk XXX, starring WWE superstar Chyna!
Plus, all the latest movie news and whatnot: Fantastic Four casting rumors are flying, Jane Got a Gun loses ANOTHER cast member, A Haunted House 2 and Men in Black 4 are coming whether you like it or not, and Netflix Instant Streaming takes a turn for the worse. Plus: "Match Game" references that NO ONE in our target demographic is going to get. We apologize in advance.
Find out what Chris O'Donnell movie makes Bibbs want to marry Justin Bieber in The B-Movies Podcast #118: We Lost Our She-Hulk! Subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review! Follow us on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold!
• April 26th, 2013
Find out which of your hosts is "the buff one" on The B-Movies Podcast this week, because we're about to drop and give you twenty. Your hosts William "Bibbs" Bibbiani and Professor Witney Seibold are doing pushups, debating 1980s montage music and reviewing the week's latest movie releases: Pain & Gain, The Big Wedding, Mud and Arthur Newman. Plus, all the latest movie news and whatnot... Expendables 3 gets a new director, Aardman Animation announces their next film, Joss Whedon promises brother/sister action in The Avengers 2 and more, more, more!
Should The B-Movies Podcast review She-Hulk XXX? Bibbs and Witney won't do it unless you tweet them at @WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold to let them know. In the meantime, listen to The B-Movies Podcast #117: Jeeves & Rooster and subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review!
• April 19th, 2013
"Get me a helicopter!" screams Professor Witney Seibold, and you can find out why on this week's B-Movies Podcast. Your hosts William "Bibbs" Bibbiani and Professor Witney Seibold are hear to talk all about fuzziness and Thunder-Punch Han Solo and review this week's biggest movie releases: Oblivion and The Lords of Salem.
They'll also cover all the latest movie news and whatnot: Disney promises a new Star Wars every summer, someone's decided to do a Weird Science remake, Guardians of the Galaxy adds Michael Rooker as Yondu, Universal greenlights Fast and Furious 7 for 2014, and find out who can watch Iron Man 3 in 4D. (Hint: If you're not in Japan, it's not you!)
All this, a ponytail douchebag and a Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare await you on The B-Movies Podcast #116: You Can't Forget the Yeti!
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