Ep. 189 - Taken Breakers

• September 29th, 2014

Good news for CHUDs! The "c" now stands for "cute" after this week's subversive episode of The B-Movies Podcast, starring CraveOnline's William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold. This week they're taking their strange sense of humor and off-putting predilections to work, reviewing the new releases The EqualizerThe BoxtrollsSpace Station 76Plastic and Jimi: All is By My Side.

Also on this week's B-Movies Podcast, Bibbs & Witney explain why inviting William Shatner to guest star in Star Trek 3 is a terrible idea, mock the new title of Taken 3, wonder what other expedient vehicles are left to exploit in the Speed franchise and reveal which Home Depot consumers deserve to be placed on a government watch list.

What film made Bibbs finally break down and yell "Stop being a movie?!" You'll find out in The B-Movies Podcast #189: Taken Breakers! Subscribe to The B-Movies Podcast on iTunes, and follow us on Twitter on @BMoviesPodcast@WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold.
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Special Guest: Charles Band

• September 23rd, 2014

The founder of Full Moon Features guest stars on this all-new, bonus episode of The B-Movies Podcast! Join Charles Band, the director of Trancers and producer of the hit Puppet Master franchise, as he gets grilled by hosts William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold in the hallowed halls of the Full Moon offices, right next to Los Angeles's historic Skid Row. You can really hear the sirens!

Charles Band explains why Full Moon Features is dedicated to the concept of tiny monsters, the controversy behind the notorious Ghoulies poster that scared a whole generation of kids away from potty training, how he got his start in the film industry, the evolution of independent filmmaking, why he refuses to remake his movies, the fate of David Allen's unfinished opus The Primevals and the full scoop behind Full Moon Streaming, the new service that Charles Band describes as "Netflix for lunatics."

Why don't Evil Bongs work as real bongs? You'll find out on The B-Movies Podcast Presents: Charles Band! Subscribe to The B-Movies Podcast on iTunes, follow us on Twitter on @BMoviesPodcast@WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold, follow Charles Band and Full Moon Features on Twitter at @RealCharlesBand and @FullMoonHorror, and don't forget to sign up for Full Moon Streaming to see all of Charles Band's awesome features! 

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Ep. 188 - Tongue Service

• September 19th, 2014

Tusk isn't just a bad movie, it's a bad movie that demands over 30 minutes of hardcore, half-crazed, half-angry, half-disappointed, all bewildered criticism on The B-Movies Podcast! Your hosts William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold are going to unpack every awful moment of Tusk for your listening pleasure, and also review the new releases A Walk Among the TombstonesThe Maze RunnerThe Zero TheoremThe ScribblerThis is Where I Leave You and The GuestOne of those other films is unanimously declared one of the best movies of the year. (Try to guess which one!)

Also on this week's B-Movies Podcast, Bibbs and Witney whip out The Totoro Hat of Doom for the first time in weeks and are confronted with a Steven Seagal challenge and news about DeadpoolBourne 5I Know What You Did Last SummerThe Suicide SquadSkull Island and much, much more.

Does Michael Ealy taste like cinnamon? You bet he does! And you should totally listen The B-Movies Podcast #188: Tongue Service. Subscribe to The B-Movies Podcast on iTunes, and follow us on Twitter on @BMoviesPodcast@WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold.

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Ep. 187 - Project F

• September 12th, 2014

Who is John Galt? And why are we supposed to care again? This week on The B-Movies Podcast, William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold take a crack at the third film in the notoriously poorly produced Atlas Shrugged trilogy and try to figure out what the heck went wrong. Why does Atlas Shrugged make us shrug?

But wait, there's more: Bibbs and Witney also review the new releases The DropThe Skeleton Twins and No Good Deed, and bid farewell to the recently departed stars Joan Rivers and Richard Kiel, with a special emphasis on the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" alumni Eegah

Also, Bibbs recaps his Toronto International Film Festival experiences, with reviews of 13 upcoming movies including Mr. TurnerThe JudgeBig GameThe EqualizerThe CobblerThe Last Five YearsThe Duke of BurgundyThe Humbling and many, many more.

Your regret will be a thrill ride unto itself when you listen to The B-Movies Podcast #187: Project F! Subscribe to The B-Movies Podcast on iTunes, and follow us on Twitter on @BMoviesPodcast@WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold.

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Special Guest: David DeCoteau

• September 2nd, 2014

You may already know the name of David DeCoteau, or perhaps you know him under one of his many aliases: Mary Crawford, Julian Breen or the amusingly named Richard "Dick" Chasen. He's directed 100 feature films as of this year, including four of the classic Puppet Master movies, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-RamaTest Tube Teens from the Year 2000Witchhouse, the Brotherhood franchise, the 1313 franchise and the modern cult classic A Talking Cat!?! And how does he celebrate such a glorious accomplishment? Why, by appearing on The B-Movies Podcast of course!

That's right, it's an in-depth interview with B-Movie titan David DeCoteau about his rise to straight-to-video prominence, the foundation of Full Moon Pictures, the rise and fall of Skinemax, the production of the Puppet Master movies, his ratings fiascos with the MPAA, and of course, A Talking Cat!?!, which David DeCoteau reveals was supposed to be outrageous on purpose. He also says that Eric Roberts, the voice of the talking cat, really did perform his entire role in fifteen minutes in his own living room. Because obviously.

Why didn't David DeCoteau cast Brad Pitt in one of his early horror movies? You'll find out on The B-Movies Podcast Presents: David DeCoteau! Subscribe to The B-Movies Podcast on iTunes, follow us on Twitter on @BMoviesPodcast@WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold, and follow the kid who pretends to be David DeCoteau on Twitter at @DavidDeCoteau, and check out his website RapidHeart.com!

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Ep. 186 - Summer Movie Awards 2014

• August 29th, 2014

The best and worst movies, action sequences, moments, independent films and massive blockbusters await you on an all-new B-Movies Podcast! William Bibbiani, Witney Seibold and special guest Jami Philbrick from iamRogue are here to squeal about the best and bitch about the worst and also bid a fond farewell to the late Lord Richard Attenborough, the star of Jurassic Park and director of Gandhi. The also review the new releases As Above, So Below and The November Man. One of them is actually pretty good!


Plus, everyone reveals their father's favorite movies, everyone whines about the upcoming Underworld reboot, Witney reveals how you can tell when there's too much poop in your movie, the glories of Channing Tatum's stupidity, cheese sandwiches galore, the problem with every movie made for teenagers nowadays, the disappearance of the classy blockbuster, what to do if you're in Hell and you're beset by clay golems, and which studio is, like, totally the best in the world.

How did Howard the Duck creator Steve Gerber REALLY feel about the notorious George Lucas movie? Find out on The B-Movies Podcast #186: The 2014 Summer Movie Awards! Subscribe to The B-Movies Podcast on iTunes, follow us on Twitter on @BMoviesPodcast@WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold, follow Jami Philbrick on Twitter at @IAmRogue, and check out his website at iamRogue.com!

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Special Guest: The Dowdle Brothers

• August 27th, 2014

John Erick Dowdle and Drew Dowdle, the director/writer duo who previously brought you Quarantine and The Poughkeepsie Tapes, are back with a new found footage thriller this weekend. As Above, So Below stars Perdita Weeks as Scarlett Marlowe, an archaeology who tracks the legendary Philosopher's Stone to the underground catacombs of Paris, but whose journey seems to take her deep into Hell itself. We thought the movie was pretty darned cool so we invited The Brothers Dowdle to The B-Movies Podcast for an exclusive, in-depth interview about the making of As Above, So Below and their experiences filming the M. Night Shyamalan-produced Devil and their upcoming political thriller The Coup, starring Owen Wilson, Lake Bell and Pierce Brosnan.

Which of the cast members of As Above, So Below suffers from claustrophobia? Where do you poop in the Paris catacombs? Why did The Brothers Dowdle take so long to name their female protagonist? How do you make a found footage horror movie right? How do you do it wrong? Can we even call it the "found footage" genre anymore? Which Hollywood stars did Lionsgate insist get cast in The Coup? Why didn't The Brothers Dowdle want to cast any of them? And why does the memory of making Devil make The Brothers Dowdle think of spanking a stepchild? All these questions and more will be answered on an all-new episode.

Why did one of the Brothers Dowdle risk his life for a Snickers? Find out on The B-Movies Podcast Presents: John & Drew Dowdle! Subscribe to The B-Movies Podcast on iTunes, follow us on Twitter on @BMoviesPodcast@WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold, follow the Brothers Dowdle on Twitter at @JeDowdle and @DrewDowdle, and check out their new film As Above, So Below in theaters on August 29, 2014.

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Ep. 185 - Off the Rails

• August 23rd, 2014

Sin City: A Dame to Kill ForWhen the Game Stands Tall and To Be Takei get the The B-Movies Podcast treatment this week on an all-new episode! Join your hosts William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold as they call foul on the latest inspirational sports drama, put a hit out on the new Sin City and go "Oh my" like that one guy in that documentary about the guy who says "Oh my." They also reveal which brand of lotion is the best on the market, reveal the right way to deliver baby snakes door to door and declare If I Stay the best movie of the year, in principle, sight unseen.

Plus: David Yates returns to the Harry Potter franchise, the legend of Remo Williams finally continues, Kevin Feige finally listens to fans about adding diversity to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and Chinese cinemas introduce interactive movie theaters where the audience's texts appear on-screen with the movie. Wait... WHAT?! Is this the death of cinema, a new and exciting innovation or just another pointless gimmick?

Is it a robot brain, a ghost brain or a cyborg brain? Find out in The B-Movies Podcast #185: Off the Rails! Twitter us at @WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold, follow the show at @BMoviesPodcast and subscribe for free on iTunes. Leave us a review! That's how we stay on the air.

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Ep. 185 - Off the Rails

• August 23rd, 2014

Sin City: A Dame to Kill ForWhen the Game Stands Tall and To Be Takei get the The B-Movies Podcast treatment this week on an all-new episode! Join your hosts William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold as they call foul on the latest inspirational sports drama, put a hit out on the new Sin City and go "Oh my" like that one guy in that documentary about the guy who says "Oh my." They also reveal which brand of lotion is the best on the market, reveal the right way to deliver baby snakes door to door and declare If I Stay the best movie of the year, in principle, sight unseen.

Plus: David Yates returns to the Harry Potter franchise, the legend of Remo Williams finally continues, Kevin Feige finally listens to fans about adding diversity to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and Chinese cinemas introduce interactive movie theaters where the audience's texts appear on-screen with the movie. Wait... WHAT?! Is this the death of cinema, a new and exciting innovation or just another pointless gimmick?

Is it a robot brain, a ghost brain or a cyborg brain? Find out in The B-Movies Podcast #185: Off the Rails! Twitter us at @WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold, follow the show at @BMoviesPodcast and subscribe for free on iTunes. Leave us a review! That's how we stay on the air.


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Ep. 184 - Firefighters vs. Zombies

• August 16th, 2014

Why is male genitalia inherently funny? Find out in this week's episode of The B-Movies Podcast, with your hosts William "Bibbs" Bibbiani and Witney Seibold. But before they get to the really stupid stuff they need to take some time to bid a fond farewell to comedy superstar Robin Williams and silver screen legend Lauren Bacall. Were we taking Robin Williams' genius for granted? Will we ever find another movie star like Lauren Bacall? The answers may... well, they may depress you. Sorry about that. They were just that great.


Also on this week's episode: Bibbs and Witney review The Expendables 3The Giver and Let's Be Cops and give you the rundown on all the latest movie news and whatnot: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles gets an obligatory sequel, Texas Chainsaw Massacre gets a non-obligatory prequel, for some reason there's going to be more Journey to the Center of the Earth Movies, Warner Bros. preps not one but two Aquaman movie scripts and Tom Hiddleston is in talks to star in a Ben-Hur remake from the director of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. To be clear, NOTHING about that last story makes any damned sense.

Why is Bad Boys the best Jon Lovitz movie never made? Find out in The B-Movies Podcast #184: Firefighters vs. Zombies! Twitter us at @WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold, follow the show at @BMoviesPodcast and subscribe for free on iTunes. Leave us a review! That's how we stay on the air.

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